Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?

Daddy horny, Michael. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. There are dozens of us! Dozens! Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer.

What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw.

No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! I hear the jury's still out on science. It's OUR nausea.

Daddy horny, Michael. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. There's a girl in my soup! That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. Pound is tic-tac-toe right? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!

I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one.

No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. He's going to be all right.

How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth.

You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC?