How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? I should be in this Poof.
She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Way to plant, Ann! The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.
A million [bleep]ing diamonds! It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! A million ****ing diamonds!
Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. You're blowing my mind, Frank. And the soup of the day is bread. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.
I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family.
She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time.
I know what an erection feels like, Michael. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers.
I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! Everybody dance NOW. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live!
Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. Operation Hot Mother. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON.
Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? I didn't mean who… I meant… her? He's going to be all right. GENE!! [screams]