The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children.

Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette.

Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship.

Let me out that Queen. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!

I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! I didn't mean who… I meant… her?

Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live!

I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪

It walked on my pillow! What a fun, sexy time for you. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing.

If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. What's up, fizz-ellas.

If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much!