Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!)

They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!!

Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Daddy horny, Michael. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth.

If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends.

What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? Let's see some bananas and nuts! It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib.

Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON.

Douche chill! And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Go ahead, touch the cornballer.

It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup.

Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit.