Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! You boys know how to shovel coal? But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! NO TOUCHING!
♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!
I'M A MONSTER!! I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met?
How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!
I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken!
One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. The Army had half a day.
Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Heyyyyy, hermano. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?
Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.
We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?
Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! I've made a huge tiny mistake. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! It's OUR nausea.