Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer.

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? Mission Accomplished. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. It's ok. You be with Yam.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ?

This was a big get for God. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed?

What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? GENE!! [screams] It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed.

Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. A night of heterosexual intercourse. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth.

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard.

They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth.

When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Teamocil. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?

It's a wonderful restaurant! My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold!