Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. Let me out that Queen. Why are you squeezing me with your body? Let me out that Queen. Heyyyyy, hermano. Oh, COME ON! Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear.

Family Love Michael. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?

Butterscotch! Want a lick? I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb.

I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. Let the great experiment begin! We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves.

Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies.

You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. Oh, COME ON! Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪

There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. Family Love Michael. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. I hear the jury's still out on science. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! You can control your bladder when you're dead!

Don't call my escorts whores. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough.

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride.