[sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd.

Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. Fried cheese… with club sauce. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently.

Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom.

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. And the soup of the day is bread. Turn this skiff around! You're Killing Me, Buster. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth.

Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Fried cheese… with club sauce.

They frame my junk. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother!

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. You can always tell a Milford man. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. A million ****ing diamonds!

Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Chickens don't clap! She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB.

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Chickens don't clap! It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. Shémale. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.