You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Turn this skiff around! That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. A night of heterosexual intercourse. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!

What's up, fizz-ellas. Shémale.

There's a girl in my soup! You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? Daddy horny, Michael.

I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed?

Oh, COME ON! Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!!

Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce.

♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up.

The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Say goodbye to THESE! He's going to be all right. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.

The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine.

Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?