Oh, COME ON! She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. Let me out that Queen. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.
Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up.
Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. This was a big get for God. Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. Family Love Michael. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right?
Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. See for more good stuff.
And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. Annyong. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? You're Killing Me, Buster. Speaking of settling, How's Ann? Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man.
A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Heart attack never stopped old big bear! I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money.
They frame my junk. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. What a fun, sexy time for you. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times.
I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. Mission Accomplished. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. Everybody dance NOW. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪
I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! And THAT'S why you always leave a note. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking.
Those are balls. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. Turn this skiff around! Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.