A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. You boys know how to shovel coal? Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Turn this skiff around! I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.
Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time.
Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Let the great experiment begin! NO TOUCHING! I'm gonna go get sexy. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.
Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. What have we always said is the most important thing? Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!"
Everybody dance… NOW. A million ****ing diamonds! Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.
There's a girl in my soup! Friday night. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) Nellie is blowing them all AWAY.
Steve Holt? The moron jock? Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it.
No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Shémale.
Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up.
I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. A night of heterosexual intercourse. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪