If that man's straight, then I am sober. There are dozens of us! Dozens! Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason.

It's ok. You be with Yam. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? One for the ladies. Tobias Fünke costume. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain."

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz.

Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group?

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. Daddy horny, Michael. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family.

A night of heterosexual intercourse. Tobias Fünke costume. You're blowing my mind, Frank. What a fun, sexy time for you. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion.

You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. This was a big get for God.

If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. I'M A MONSTER!! Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table.

YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine.