You can always tell a Milford man. Oh, COME ON!

Chickens don't clap! Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw.

Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Tobias is Queen Mary. Let's see some bananas and nuts! Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt!

But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. It feels good to be back in a queen! We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves.

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you?

Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing.

I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Happy Franklin Friday. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time.

Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.

I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?