I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish.

I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. He's going to be all right. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight.

They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Heyyyyy, hermano. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot."

See for more good stuff. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars?

Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. Annyong. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Family Love Michael. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you.

For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. NO TOUCHING! I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo.

This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza.

Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter.

No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother!

Monday morning. COME ON! No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.