If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

What's up, fizz-ellas. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! I'M A MONSTER!! And here you are coming out of your mother's third base!

Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. NO TOUCHING!

Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs!

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! It's ok. You be with Yam. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers.

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. There are dozens of us! Dozens! Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!)

I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?

Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

And THAT'S why you always leave a note. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. Shémale. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Let the great experiment begin!