I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?
WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. What's up, fizz-ellas. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. They don't allow you to have bees in here.
She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. Monday morning. COME ON!
For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn?
Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! It's a wonderful restaurant! Let the great experiment begin! Pound is tic-tac-toe right? Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble.
Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz.
If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Daddy horny, Michael.
If that man's straight, then I am sober. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.
I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide.
Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Don't call my escorts whores. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already!