You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. I'm sure Egg is a great person.

It walked on my pillow! Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we.

Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel?

Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth.

Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.

You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Speaking of settling, How's Ann?

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive?

I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet.