I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. It's a wonderful restaurant!

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? You can control your bladder when you're dead! That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup.

I should be in this Poof. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! I made a huge tiny mistake.

[Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves.

I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Also, your knee is on my heart. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order.

I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! I didn't mean who… I meant… her? Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough.

It walked on my pillow! Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. They don't allow you to have bees in here. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers.