And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it!

I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Why are you squeezing me with your body? Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight.

No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair.

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist.

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward.

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. It's ok. You be with Yam. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Tobias is Queen Mary. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores.

You're blowing my mind, Frank. Touché, Pandora. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early.

How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.

Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?