I don't appreciate the dry British humor. Chickens don't clap! You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone.

I'M A MONSTER!! Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Also, your knee is on my heart.

I'M A MONSTER!! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene.

I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto.

Monday morning. COME ON! Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores.

It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Talk you off what, Pop Pop? These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time.

You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed.

I don't appreciate the dry British humor. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Speaking of settling, How's Ann? Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me.

There are dozens of us! Dozens! Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Quicken! Premiere!

No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Tobias is Queen Mary. Tobias Fünke costume. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? A million ****ing diamonds!