Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. Talk you off what, Pop Pop? The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. With spicy club sauce. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it.

Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. I hear the jury's still out on science. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! George Bush doesn't care about black puppets.

Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Touché, Pandora. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking.

Douche chill! Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON!

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. It's ok. You be with Yam. Say goodbye to THESE! You're blowing my mind, Frank. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right?

Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Everybody dance NOW. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. I'M A MONSTER!! Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it!

Turn this skiff around! Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. It's a wonderful restaurant! Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. Hair up, glasses off. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think.

I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Happy Franklin Friday.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter?

And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪