NO TOUCHING! I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship.

Obviously this blue part here is the land. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass!

Go ahead, touch the cornballer. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit.

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. I'll sacrifice anything for my children. You can always tell a Milford man. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun.

I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. Monday morning. COME ON! Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy.

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. They don't allow you to have bees in here. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. I hear the jury's still out on science.

Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.

Daddy horny, Michael. I made a huge tiny mistake. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. She calls it a mayonegg. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! The Army had half a day. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo.