Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. If that man's straight, then I am sober. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? You boys know how to shovel coal? Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen.

Douche chill! Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say.

Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? Happy Franklin Friday. This was a big get for God.

I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength?

And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough.

No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. A million ****ing diamonds!

Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Annyong. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores.

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group?

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Teamocil.