Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. Friday night.

George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.

See for more good stuff. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. Let's see some bananas and nuts! Mission Accomplished. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying.

Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future.

And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare.

Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. First I blow him, then I poke him. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.

Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn?

She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman…

There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb.