There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? I may have committed some light treason.

The Army had half a day. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. If that man's straight, then I am sober. Bob Loblaw Law Blog. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch.

Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo.

OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. And the soup of the day is bread. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes.

She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. I may have committed some light treason. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt!

This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Quicken! Premiere! I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch!

I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point.

The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! There are dozens of us! Dozens! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut.

Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪