Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. Mission Accomplished.

[climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Heyyyyy, hermano. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. There are dozens of us! Dozens!

No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Hair up, glasses off. You boys know how to shovel coal?

Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!"

Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch.

Daddy horny, Michael. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. You can control your bladder when you're dead! No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Daddy horny, Michael.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer.

Everybody dance NOW. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.