We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? Chickens don't clap! It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. That coat costs more than your house!

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch!

So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car?

I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." It's ok. You be with Yam.

If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. What have we always said is the most important thing? ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪

If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. It walked on my pillow! Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to.

O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. I hear the jury's still out on science.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Also, your knee is on my heart. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Everybody dance… NOW.