Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. I'm sure Egg is a great person. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies.

Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times.

You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. They don't allow you to have bees in here. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. I'M A MONSTER!! I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. I'm sure Egg is a great person. This was a big get for God. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear.

We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. Fun and failure both start out the same way. What a fun, sexy time for you. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed.

Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. That coat costs more than your house! This was a big get for God. There's a girl in my soup! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Chickens don't clap! They frame my junk.

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. This was a big get for God. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.

Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Why are you squeezing me with your body? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.

Operation Hot Mother. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.