I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

Butterscotch! Want a lick? Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. Mission Accomplished. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. With spicy club sauce. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me.

There are dozens of us! DOZENS! No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars?

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay.

One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. They don't allow you to have bees in here. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! I hear the jury's still out on science. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right?

It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist.

Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! They don't allow you to have bees in here. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect.

You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

But where did the lighter fluid come from? Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say.