I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Tobias Fünke costume. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. I'm sure Egg is a great person.

Heyyyyy, hermano. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens.

Teamocil. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! But where did the lighter fluid come from?

Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Turn this skiff around! No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.

I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens.

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? God knows they're squinters. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength?

I've made a huge tiny mistake. A million [bleep]ing diamonds! No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.

They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. Touché, Pandora. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms.