I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. The Army had half a day. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up.

So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Everybody dance… NOW. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup.

Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY.

How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight.

And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Family Love Michael.

I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. A million ****ing diamonds! I made a huge tiny mistake. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?

I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. I hear the jury's still out on science. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette.

He's going to be all right. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.

That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. Family Love Michael. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? There are dozens of us! Dozens! Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example.