You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!

How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute!

I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? He's going to be all right. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. I made a huge tiny mistake. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live!

Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form.

Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON!

A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. There's a girl in my soup! Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Friday night. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. I should be in this Poof. You can control your bladder when you're dead!

A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off.

Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. And the soup of the day is bread. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. NO TOUCHING! Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide.