I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! I hear the jury's still out on science. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! I'M A MONSTER!!

My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around.

I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray.

Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear.

It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy.

The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.

I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. Douche chill! A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪

Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. What's up, fizz-ellas. Fun and failure both start out the same way. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something.

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up.