I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. I'M A MONSTER!! You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. Daddy horny, Michael.

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. NO TOUCHING! Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers.

She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. Let me out that Queen.

Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! You can control your bladder when you're dead! Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!!

Pound is tic-tac-toe right? Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Why are you squeezing me with your body? What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. You can always tell a Milford man.

Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto.

Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. A million ****ing diamonds! Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

And the soup of the day is bread. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. I may have committed some light treason.

Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! I'M A MONSTER!! I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?