Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. Way to plant, Ann! I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! You're Killing Me, Buster. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?

It walked on my pillow! That's my son, you pothead! Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chickens don't clap! Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul.

Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair.

A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! Touché, Pandora. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. I should be in this Poof. Teamocil.

So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong?

A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook.

That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. There's a girl in my soup! Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! I hear the jury's still out on science. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores.

[sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!