I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Teamocil.

She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. What's up, fizz-ellas. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy.

What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine.

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect–

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul.

Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms.

Go ahead, touch the cornballer. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it!

When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Go ahead, touch the cornballer. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears.