Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese?

So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding.

Way to plant, Ann! Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪

George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother!

This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Let the great experiment begin! How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Way to plant, Ann! I didn't mean who… I meant… her? What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? It feels good to be back in a queen! So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on!

Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Monday morning. COME ON! You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. With spicy club sauce.

I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

It's a wonderful restaurant! I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. I cheated and I lied and I whored around.