I know what an erection feels like, Michael. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion.

So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Let the great experiment begin! And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers!

I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture.

I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. I hear the jury's still out on science.

You're Killing Me, Buster. I hear the jury's still out on science.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. Also, your knee is on my heart. Pound is tic-tac-toe right?

I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. I made a huge tiny mistake. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother!

I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it!

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much.

Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. If that man's straight, then I am sober. Obviously this blue part here is the land.