No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. You boys know how to shovel coal? O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Heart attack never stopped old big bear! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball!

I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter.

Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare.

Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Also, your knee is on my heart.

I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Fun and failure both start out the same way. Everybody dance NOW. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. What have we always said is the most important thing? Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job.

She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends.

Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. Also, your knee is on my heart.

I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. What a fun, sexy time for you. I've made a huge tiny mistake. Daddy horny, Michael. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt?

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! Turn this skiff around! Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag.