Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." I hear the jury's still out on science. I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies!

Don't call my escorts whores. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide.

Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Family Love Michael. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed.

I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. There are dozens of us! Dozens!

You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! Why are you squeezing me with your body? I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

I'm sure Egg is a great person. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Hair up, glasses off. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around.

I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb.

I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed.