Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. See for more good stuff.

A night of heterosexual intercourse. They don't allow you to have bees in here. Daddy horny, Michael. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom?

A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence.

"Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook.

Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. It's OUR nausea. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?

Those are balls. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you.

No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. Let the great experiment begin! So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann.

I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. Steve Holt? The moron jock? Touché, Pandora.

I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. She calls it a mayonegg.