You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.

She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Let's see some bananas and nuts!

You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! Heyyyyy, hermano. We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. Why are you squeezing me with your body? He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something.

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.

Speaking of settling, How's Ann? Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. The Army had half a day. I'm gonna go get sexy. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? I made a huge tiny mistake.

You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene.

Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON!

They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? If that man's straight, then I am sober.

Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. Chickens don't clap! Teamocil.