You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Everybody dance… NOW. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!!

First I blow him, then I poke him. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Dead Dove DO NOT EAT.

And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. It's OUR nausea. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. It feels good to be back in a queen! So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.

Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? I've made a huge tiny mistake.

Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. Why are you squeezing me with your body? I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Let the great experiment begin! Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON.

Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. I hear the jury's still out on science. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right?

A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live!

It's ok. You be with Yam. They frame my junk. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead!

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer.