Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. One for the ladies. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Say goodbye to THESE! I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it'd be a good chance to rub off on her.

Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Mission Accomplished. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Quicken! Premiere!

Speaking of settling, how's Ann? I've made a huge tiny mistake. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C.

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Turn this skiff around! Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Butterscotch! Want a lick? They frame my junk.

Let the great experiment begin! Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. You can control your bladder when you're dead!

Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. Steve Holt? The moron jock? Chickens don't clap!

Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Go ahead, touch the cornballer.

Tobias Fünke costume. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. Monday morning. COME ON! How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪