♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar.

So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?

Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp.

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. She calls it a Mayonegg. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we.

I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Everybody dance… NOW. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it.

The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. First I blow him, then I poke him. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. You're blowing my mind, Frank.

Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Turn this skiff around! That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?

"Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.

So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

See for more good stuff. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha.