Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup.

For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Those are balls.

I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit.

It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Tobias Fünke costume. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! Operation Hot Mother. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪

Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? Annyong.

Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! GENE!! [screams] That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Tobias Fünke costume.

Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you? That's my son, you pothead!

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

I'M A MONSTER!! Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think.

Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it.