Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. He's going to be all right.

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. There are dozens of us! Dozens! I made a huge tiny mistake.

There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? I didn't mean who… I meant… her? Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. Also, your knee is on my heart. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed.

Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! There are dozens of us! Dozens! You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. They frame my junk. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working!

Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw.

Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. Everybody dance NOW. You can control your bladder when you're dead! The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers!

Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? And THAT'S why you always leave a note.

NO TOUCHING! You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce.

Fun and failure both start out the same way. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.