Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face.

I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp.

What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen.

You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? You boys know how to shovel coal?

Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball!

Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! There are dozens of us! Dozens! They frame my junk. But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON.

What's up, fizz-ellas. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. If that man's straight, then I am sober. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Operation Hot Mother. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging.

Daddy horny, Michael. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC?