Why are you squeezing me with your body? Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪

No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine.

I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy.

It feels good to be back in a queen! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre.

Turn this skiff around! My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook.

We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. Heart attack never stopped old big bear.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? Let me out that Queen. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch.

NO TOUCHING! You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter?

You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around."

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. Mission Accomplished. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag.