Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! I'M A MONSTER!! There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Let me out that Queen. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? Chickens don't clap!

Daddy horny, Michael. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around.

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen.

Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer.

I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? This was a big get for God. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood.

Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?

So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Absolutely. And we're going to be here every day. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest.

So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best?

I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form.

Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. First I blow him, then I poke him. Annhog's coming? Friday night. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you.