Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you.

But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Let's see some bananas and nuts! My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. You're blowing my mind, Frank. Way to plant, Ann! The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time.

Chickens don't clap! Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on!

YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.

GENE!! [screams] I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… Turn this skiff around! My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. A million ****ing diamonds!

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. That's my son, you pothead! Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth.

In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder."

Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp.