The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money.

She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman..

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Turn this skiff around! ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪

Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. And THAT'S why you always leave a note.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit. Way to plant, Ann! Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

I'm gonna go get sexy. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?

Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed.

Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert?

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! With spicy club sauce. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding.