If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing.

I should be in this Poof. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her.

She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael.

Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol.

You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. Heyyyyy, hermano. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Heyyyyy, hermano. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed.

Heart attack never stopped old big bear. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Chickens don't clap!

Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. And the soup of the day is bread. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold!

How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. It's OUR nausea. Fun and failure both start out the same way. Tobias is Queen Mary. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends.

There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Daddy horny, Michael. Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. A million [bleep]ing diamonds!

She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time.