Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. Don't call my escorts whores. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.)

Operation Hot Mother. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?

How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. Teamocil. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding.

Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Don't call my escorts whores. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. See for more good stuff. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out.

I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Family Love Michael.

You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. I may have committed some light treason.

That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. With spicy club sauce. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Butterscotch! Want a lick? It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars?

Let the great experiment begin! I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong?

Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. And the soup of the day is bread.