I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Sister's my new mother, Mother. And is it just me or is she looking hotter? I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain."

That coat costs more than your house! Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast.

Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel?

Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.

I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons.

I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. You can always tell a Milford man. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies.

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray.

I made a huge tiny mistake. Let me out that Queen. You're blowing my mind, Frank.

I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." It's a wonderful restaurant! Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. With spicy club sauce. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC?

How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose.