For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! Tobias is Queen Mary. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose.

So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. I may have committed some light treason. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah!

Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. Butterscotch! Want a lick? ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. I made a huge tiny mistake.

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order.

I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll sacrifice anything for my children. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying.

Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship.

That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. She calls it a mayonegg. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. I've made a huge tiny mistake.

Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! And I am rock steady. No more dizzies.

Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing.

It's ok. You be with Yam. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time.