Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans. There are dozens of us! Dozens! No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.

I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

We all need to pick a day to try and make trend. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming.

George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Talk you off what, Pop Pop?

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!"

Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪

I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.) Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you.

Let me out that Queen. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood.