Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it?

Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. One for the ladies. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely.

Let the great experiment begin! Fried cheese… with club sauce. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch!

Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. You can control your bladder when you're dead! I've made a huge tiny mistake. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. Turn this skiff around! Teamocil.

Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one.

Daddy horny, Michael. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one.

Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Quicken! Premiere! George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman…

You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother!

A night of heterosexual intercourse. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties.