She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? Speaking of settling, how's Ann?

Oh, yeah, the guy in the the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right?

My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Don't call my escorts whores. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood.

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Also, your knee is on my heart. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!

I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos.

Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun.

It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Obviously this blue part here is the land.

I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears.

Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt?

Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. With spicy club sauce. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking.