She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Dead Dove DO NOT EAT.

Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say.

I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC?

What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce.

They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to.

So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. The Army had half a day. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball!

It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. I may have committed some light treason. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. Can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Let's see some bananas and nuts! Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? I made a huge tiny mistake.

Everybody dance NOW. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it.

Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! I hear the jury's still out on science. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Happy Franklin Friday.