No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong?

I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. And THAT'S why you always leave a note.

Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw.

The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Chickens don't clap! Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo.

It's ok. You be with Yam. Way to plant, Ann! Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies!

Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.

WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. I'M A MONSTER!!

A million [bleep]ing diamonds! One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. I hear the jury's still out on science. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. I cheated and I lied and I whored around.

Why are you squeezing me with your body? Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.

And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw.