Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. It feels good to be back in a queen! I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?

Those are balls. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? You're Killing Me, Buster. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate.

She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City.

Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Oh, COME ON! If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear.

Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Obviously this blue part here is the land. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! Everybody dance NOW. Those are balls. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength?

Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Everybody dance NOW. A night of heterosexual intercourse. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. Gob: You didn't eat that, did you?

Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. God knows they're squinters. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror.

Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.

I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! A million ****ing diamonds! It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City.

"Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?