Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? I'M A MONSTER!! Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!

Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.

Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. Annhog's coming? Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?

[Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City.

What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Obviously this blue part here is the land. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. Mission Accomplished. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you.

This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point.

But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. You can always tell a Milford man. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in.

Turn this skiff around! Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. He's going to be all right. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed.

I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. Let's see some bananas and nuts! I'm not a prostitute. Then I shall let you live! And here you are coming out of your mother's third base!