Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? You're blowing my mind, Frank. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died.

There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth.

Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror.

I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times.

You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" A million [bleep]ing diamonds! Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball!

Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy.

I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad.

I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON.

Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON.

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! See for more good stuff. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON.