Douche chill! I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? What have we always said is the most important thing? If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time.

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us.

It's OUR nausea. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Monday morning. COME ON!

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.

I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! Talk you off what, Pop Pop? Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores.

I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her! I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!

Turn this skiff around! This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Those are balls.

I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah!

Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Douche chill!

Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time.