You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar.

Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. Hair up, glasses off. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies!

Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. But where did the lighter fluid come from?

If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. What a fun, sexy time for you. Mission Accomplished. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne.

So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. Let the great experiment begin! See for more good stuff. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much!

I made a huge tiny mistake. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we.

Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Say goodbye to THESE! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Fried cheese… with club sauce. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.

This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. It feels good to be back in a queen! Let the great experiment begin! There's a girl in my soup! It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch!

I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. But where did the lighter fluid come from?