Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking.

A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't.

You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!

God knows they're squinters. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. I made a huge tiny mistake. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. Turn this skiff around! No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children.

I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON.

For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.

Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny.

I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! Never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup…baby, I got a stew goin'. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong?

O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. Chickens don't clap!