I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette.

Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. That coat costs more than your house! She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something.

I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.

A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Those are balls.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. I should be in this Poof. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Speaking of settling, how's Ann? You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd.

Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. You're blowing my mind, Frank.

I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!

She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Let the great experiment begin! But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where?

It's ok. You be with Yam. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form.