Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Hair up, glasses off.

It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay.

No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy.

A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? It's ok. You be with Yam.

No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. I may have committed some light treason. What have we always said is the most important thing? It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late.

No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. That coat costs more than your house! The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. You can control your bladder when you're dead! I cheated and I lied and I whored around.

Everybody dance NOW. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Daddy horny, Michael. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities?

No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live!