Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. What a fun, sexy time for you. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth.

Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. He's a regular Freddie Wilson, that one. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong?

Heart attack never stopped old big bear! If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. But where did the lighter fluid come from? Say goodbye to THESE! For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! I didn't mean who… I meant… her?

Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap? You can always tell a Milford man. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob.

Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. He's going to be all right.

This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard.

I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding.

Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer.

But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos.