Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! First I blow him, then I poke him. The Army had half a day.

Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking.

I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold.

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you.

You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny.

Say goodbye to THESE! Happy Franklin Friday. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. Let me out that Queen. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

Those are balls. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes.

It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me!

Shémale. Turn this skiff around!

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.