[climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it.

Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't.

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.

You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens.

Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it!

I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you.

Heyyyyy, hermano. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw.

I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I may have committed some light treason. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth.

Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. That's my son, you pothead! It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. Hair up, glasses off. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? ♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ I should be in this Poof.

Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn?