Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. Douche chill! Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength?

I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. If that man's straight, then I am sober.

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Go ahead, touch the cornballer. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist.

I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.

Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard.

Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Speaking of settling, How's Ann?

I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down.

If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Chickens don't clap! Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength?

Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth.

If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. Also, your knee is on my heart. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy.