One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken!

She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower.

I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you.

It walked on my pillow! Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.

A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! GENE!! [screams] Talk you off what, Pop Pop?

Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk?

Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. Operation Hot Mother. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth.

Say goodbye to THESE! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom.

Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook.

It's OUR nausea. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom?