Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. It feels good to be back in a queen! You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.

Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. Of course. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog." Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Tobias Fünke costume. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.

No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care!

What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans."

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! There are dozens of us! Dozens! No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you.

¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! I don't appreciate the dry British humor. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. Don't call my escorts whores. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive?

This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Let's see some bananas and nuts! I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals.

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn?

A night of heterosexual intercourse. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it?

I've made a huge tiny mistake. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? With spicy club sauce. George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." They don't allow you to have bees in here. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around."