I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! I know what an erection feels like, Michael.

He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. Monday morning. COME ON! I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann.

No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Tobias is Queen Mary. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. I'm gonna go get sexy. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently.

Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) It feels good to be back in a queen! Speaking of settling, how's Ann? I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? I don't appreciate the dry British humor. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?

Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits.

You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!!

Everybody dance… NOW. There are dozens of us! Dozens! I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! Tobias Fünke costume. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around."

This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. What a fun, sexy time for you.

This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. This was a big get for God. She calls it a mayonegg. Bob Loblaw Law Blog. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball!

When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." Way to plant, Ann!