If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. He's going to be all right. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! And I am rock steady. No more dizzies.

Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. I'M A MONSTER!! We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.

The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing.

Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. See for more good stuff. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. GENE!! [screams]

I'll sacrifice anything for my children. Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother." No, let's try to top that. (They never did.)

Say goodbye to THESE! Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? That coat costs more than your house! Let's see some bananas and nuts!

Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live!

Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast.

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Turn this skiff around! NO TOUCHING! That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future.

Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. Heyyyyy, hermano. I hear the jury's still out on science. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine.