He's going to be all right. There's a girl in my soup! Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! And the soup of the day is bread. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you.

I'M A MONSTER!! Shémale. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. Fun and failure both start out the same way. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Family Love Michael. Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.)

They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Family Love Michael.

Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. Everybody dance… NOW.

But where did the lighter fluid come from? Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar.

It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball!

This was a big get for God. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. That coat costs more than your house! Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride.

And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose.

I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. Douche chill! But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will.

Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! There's a girl in my soup! Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward.