Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. We all need to pick a day to try and make trend.

Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family.

I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." Douche chill! ♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength? Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

Heart attack never stopped old big bear. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will.

There's a girl in my soup! George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole.

So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. Family Love Michael. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup.

What a fun, sexy time for you. I'M A MONSTER!! This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met?

I don't appreciate the dry British humor. George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? Heyyyyyy, Uncle Father Oscar. No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

And the soup of the day is bread. "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around." I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." Dead Dove DO NOT EAT. Let the great experiment begin! That coat costs more than your house!