I hear the jury's still out on science. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! That coat costs more than your house!

Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch.

Let's see some bananas and nuts! Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Fried cheese… with club sauce.

♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!"

You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ The Army had half a day. It walked on my pillow! What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Annyong. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. Daddy horny, Michael. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up.

I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward.

I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example. Those are balls.

Annhog's coming? I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family.