Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Why are you squeezing me with your body? If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom?

A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. Happy Franklin Friday. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? Douche chill! Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. And the soup of the day is bread. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. I've made a huge tiny mistake. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.

Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. No, Pop-pop does not get a treat. I just bought you a f**king pizza. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children.

I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. Chickens don't clap! When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways.

Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. What have we always said is the most important thing? Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Teamocil. I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch!

I hear the jury's still out on science. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can.

Turn this skiff around! Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. You're blowing my mind, Frank. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Douche chill! I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast.

The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Perhaps an attic shall I seek. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. What about macaroni – let me finish – salad?