Everybody dance… NOW. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing.

Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging.

I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. The CIA should've just Googled for his hideout, evidently. I'M A MONSTER!! I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face.

Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Quicken! Premiere!

Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. They frame my junk. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. Turn this skiff around! Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib.

Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. God knows they're squinters.

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Annyong. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. Chickens don't clap! There's a girl in my soup!

Pound is tic-tac-toe right? Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on!

I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. You can control your bladder when you're dead! I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? They don't allow you to have bees in here. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding.

I hear the jury's still out on science. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason.