So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding.

He's going to be all right. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? What have we always said is the most important thing? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it!

Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk!

I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook.

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. It's OUR nausea.

I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Also, your knee is on my heart. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC?

If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. With spicy club sauce.

Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. Chickens don't clap! It's ok. You be with Yam. I should be in this Poof. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay.

Annhog's coming? If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually.

Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive.