No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. First I blow him, then I poke him. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. It feels good to be back in a queen! When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed?

You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. There are dozens of us! Dozens! I just haven't had sex in a month. You know, you've been here two months. It's hard to gauge time. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it.

♪♪ And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight! ♪♪ Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble.

So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society.

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ?

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? You can control your bladder when you're dead! Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.

I hear the jury's still out on science. Pound is tic-tac-toe right? Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait. Are you telling me you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities? Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong?

Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! I didn't mean who… I meant… her? Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you.

Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.

Tobias Fünke costume. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! I think the only time you cooked for us was the morning Rosa's mom died. You gave us cereal in an ashtray. Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. Family Love Michael. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel?