There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves.

No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a [bleep]ing pizza. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence.

Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! There's a girl in my soup! Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. Also, your knee is on my heart.

Heart attack never stopped old big bear! I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." What have we always said is the most important thing?

And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies.

You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. If that man's straight, then I am sober. What have we always said is the most important thing? That coat costs more than your house! And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– No one's called him Baby Buster since high school.

Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. What's up, fizz-ellas. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking.

Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Well, Michael, I did not find their buffoonery amusing. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!