For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. She calls it a mayonegg. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. And THAT'S why you always leave a note. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door.

Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.

They frame my junk. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. I'm sure Egg is a great person. She calls it a mayonegg. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Everybody dance NOW.

I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) I don't appreciate the dry British humor. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch. Butterscotch! Want a lick? How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces.

Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans."

Heart attack never stopped old big bear! One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate.

Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. I may have committed some light treason.

You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol. I may have committed some light treason.

Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars? Daddy horny, Michael.

Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early.