It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores.

I'm sure Egg is a great person. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? I'm gonna go get sexy. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? There are dozens of us! Dozens! Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming.

He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Tobias Fünke costume. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.

It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare.

Let the great experiment begin! Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

Friday night. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met?

Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Michael, look, this has got to stop. I mean, flattered? Yes. Interested? Not tonight. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it.

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? Teamocil. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office.

It's a wonderful restaurant! Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. A night of heterosexual intercourse.

It's OUR nausea. For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to.