You're blowing my mind, Frank. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. Turn this skiff around! I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON!

The Army had half a day. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. Chaw-chee, chaw-chee chaw-chee! Coo coo ca cha! Ah coodle doodle do Caw ca caw, caw ca caw.

I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group?

Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. With spicy club sauce. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. The Army had half a day. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle.

Heart attack never stopped old big bear. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! What a fun, sexy time for you. What's up, fizz-ellas. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Turn this skiff around! No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole.

It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you!

If that man's straight, then I am sober. In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed.

I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole.

For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, can I walk free of pain. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.

I'M A MONSTER!! I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.