I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! I hear the jury's still out on science. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In laymans terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap.

It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. You're blowing my mind, Frank.

It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Everybody dance… NOW. Look at us, crying like a bunch of girls on the last day of camp. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. I didn't mean who… I meant… her?

♪♪ It's The Final Countdown ♪♪ The Army had half a day. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Well, they got the Asian right… "hotties" might be a stretch.

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer.

It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. It walked on my pillow! They frame my junk.

A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. You boys know how to shovel coal? Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette.

Touché, Pandora. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on!

Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. There are dozens of us! Dozens! It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib.

♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ You boys know how to shovel coal? Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog.