Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Touché, Pandora. It's OUR nausea. If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. Oh, COME ON! The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! Michael, I'm your older brother. I'll never be proud of you. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future.

I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch! Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. You said spanking. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day.

And the soup of the day is bread. O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole.

Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of ann. Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture.

Douche chill! This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.

Pound is tic-tac-toe right? Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? I'm sure Egg is a great person.

Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Daddy horny, Michael. You don't want a hungry dove down your pants. It's sort of like going from prime rib to… I don't know… weird brother of prime rib. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong!

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can. A million ****ing diamonds! Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.

Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar.

George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or the "OC Disorder." This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Obviously this blue part here is the land.