WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! It's Sunday, but screw it — juice box time. No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! That coat costs more than your house! Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to. So Ann, the question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer. Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp.

No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Turn this skiff around! If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Oh, COME ON! Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer.

If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white!

I guess you can say I'm buy-curious. God knows they're squinters. It walked on my pillow! Tobias Fünke costume. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.

I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already!

No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!) Ann, you need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I'd answer. Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. I guess you can say I'm buy-curious.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. You boys know how to shovel coal?

Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted.

If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. It's, like, Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool? Yeah, I don't have a husband. I call it Swing City. I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.