Heyyyyy, hermano. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! A flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. There are dozens of us! Dozens!

I think that's one of Mom's little fibs, you know, like I'll sacrifice anything for my children. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Shémale. That coat costs more than your house!

Tobias Fünke costume. Butterscotch! Want a lick? I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block!

Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. A night of heterosexual intercourse. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Daddy horny, Michael. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! Fried cheese… with club sauce. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn?

I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Everybody dance NOW. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. It's ok. You be with Yam.

First I blow him, then I poke him. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can.

If that man's straight, then I am sober. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Daddy horny, Michael. Way to plant, Ann! Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough.

After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON.