Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. There are dozens of us! Dozens! What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't.

They're not gonna strip, right? I told them not to, but I can't guarantee their instincts won't kick in. There are dozens of us! Dozens! What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! Happy Franklin Friday. Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad.

Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. Oh Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist.

It feels good to be back in a queen! I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Annyong. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood.

Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? I'M A MONSTER!! You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you!

For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist.

There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" on the form. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. But where did the lighter fluid come from?

A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome.

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr.: No, not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. With spicy club sauce. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Heart attack never stopped old big bear!