I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre. Those are balls. Butterscotch! Want a lick? I know she's a brownish area! With points! And I love her!

Turn this skiff around! When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… I hear the jury's still out on science.

What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball!

Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Say goodbye to THESE!

No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? Those are balls. Pound is tic-tac-toe right?

I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! There's a girl in my soup! I hear the jury's still out on science. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?

A night of heterosexual intercourse. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! Let me out that Queen. Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point.

Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong? After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? He's going to be all right. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends.

Everybody dance… NOW. There are dozens of us! Dozens! Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] or [bleep]sting or [bleep] or even [bleep]. I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died. The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces.

I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. She calls it a mayonegg. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.