Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough. I'm gonna go get sexy.

Pound is tic-tac-toe right? You're losing blood, aren't you? Gob: Probably, my socks are wet. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. Oh, COME ON! Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle.

Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael.

Yes, Annyong. Your name is Annyong! We all know you're Annyong! There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out.

I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man. Yes, she happens to be more experienced than a normal girl, but sometimes love should be… terrifying. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. It looks like you've been looking for dragons… in the future. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing.

But I didn't take wasn't optimistic it could be done for an answer. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Well, I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it!

When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. And here you are coming out of your mother's third base! They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. Turn this skiff around!

I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Heart attack never stopped old big bear. Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? What's up, fizz-ellas.

How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. Heart attack never stopped old big bear!