The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! You boys know how to shovel coal?
So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. It walked on my pillow! Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants.
Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could go wrong?
She calls it a mayonegg. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. There's a new daddy in town. A discipline daddy. Interfere? I ought to pull down your pants and spank your ass raw. Michael: I'm sorry, have we met? [sniffs hand] Oh, God. I'm going to run this through again on "pots and pans." Heart attack never stopped old Big Bear. I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear. We never had the chance to.
No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? NO TOUCHING!
You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!
Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family.
I didn't mean who… I meant… her? Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet.
I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! What have we always said is the most important thing? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass! You boys know how to shovel coal? I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you!
Speaking of settling, How's Ann? It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong?