That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with "Fuck Mountain." I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. If I wanted something your thumb touched I'd eat the inside of your ear. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast.

You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her.

Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Everybody dance… NOW. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom?

Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth. Fried cheese… with club sauce.

Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag. One for the ladies. I'm gonna go get sexy. It was for me. I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.

Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! I didn't mean who… I meant… her? I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding.

I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! If mother sees this, she will blow a cow. Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? In fact, it was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed. I don't appreciate the dry British humor.

Let me out that Queen. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT!

Those are balls. With spicy club sauce. Monday morning. COME ON!