♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. Hey, if I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. There are dozens of us! Dozens!

She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. Everybody dance NOW.

Douche chill! I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy's a pro.) Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.

Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. Tobias is Queen Mary. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. I'm gonna go get sexy. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can't emphasize that enough. I'm sure Egg is a great person.

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone.

No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Talk you off what, Pop Pop?

Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. For the same reason you should believe a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. You're Killing Me, Buster.

George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit.

Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. Annyong. I need a fake passport, preferably to France… I like the way they think. Ah coodle doodle doo, ah coodle doodle doo. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it?

She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Heyyyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. Operation Hot Mother.