Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on?

Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona. Happy Franklin Friday.

It walked on my pillow! And the soup of the day is bread. Today I learned this is a real place, tho more lush than the OC. Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. A night of heterosexual intercourse. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. It walked on my pillow! And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking.

I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship. Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. Are you at all concerned about an uprising? Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass.

You mean the guy we're meeting with can't even grow his own hair? Come on! Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. Douche chill! That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench.

Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. But anyhoo, can you believe that the only reason the club is going under is because it's in a terrifying neighborhood? Way to plant, Ann! And THAT'S why you always leave a note. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot."

I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. Boy, I sure feel like a Mary without a Peter and a Paul.

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. They frame my junk. In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music band with Lindsay and Maebe which he called Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution. The group was underwritten by the Natural Food Life Company, a division of Chem-Grow, an Allen Crayne acqusition, which was part of the Squimm Group. Their motto was simple: We keep you alive. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh!

I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. There are dozens of us! Dozens! Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Each year, Oscar attempts the four hundred mile walk from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. In the twelve years that he's attempted this, he's never made it farther than UC Irvine. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar.

Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest?