I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. Heart attack never stopped old big bear.

Well, yeah you've gotta lock that down. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. There's a girl in my soup! She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen.

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. Buster's in what we like to call a light to no coma. In layman's terms, it might be considered a very heavy nap. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong? What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON!

Happy Franklin Friday. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. They don't appreciate him. It's his glasses… they make him look like a lizard. Plus he's self-conscious. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much!

Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up.

This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. The Army had half a day.

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. Let's see some bananas and nuts! So, what do you say? We got a basket full of father-son fun here. What's Kama Sutra oil? Maybe it's not for us. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. Make love in your *own* hand, Mother!

I don't appreciate the dry British humor. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. We have unlimited juice? This party is going to be off the hook. Get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive?

Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Let me out that Queen. It's a wonderful restaurant!

If I make this comeback, I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Tobias is Queen Mary. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. Go ahead, touch the Cornballer.