Butterscotch! Want a lick? Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Daddy horny, Michael. Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ?

Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. It's a wonderful restaurant! In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. Please refrain from Mayoneggs during this salmonella scare.

You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? I see you've wasted no time in filling my seat hole. Look what the homosexuals have done to me! You can't just comb that out and reset it? George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. If this were a Lifetime Moment of Truth movie, this would be our act break. But it wasn't. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.

I hear the jury's still out on science. Oh…yeah…the guy in the…the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on! Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON.

Even it means me taking a chubby… I will suck it up. Waiting for the Emmys. BTW did you know won 6 Emmys and was still canceled early by Fox? COME ON. A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! You can control your bladder when you're dead! So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best?

What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! Way to plant, Ann! George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Obviously this blue part here is the land. Chickens don't clap!

That's my son, you pothead! I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! Chickens don't clap! Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

That's how Tony Wonder lost a nut. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. You're Killing Me, Buster. Annyong. No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Early.

Taste the happy, Michael. Taste it. It tastes kind of like sad. You want to have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, start messing with your junk? Everybody dance… NOW. I may have committed some light treason. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!!