Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I'll be in the hospital bar. You know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Well, this is why people hate hospitals. And the soup of the day is bread. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride. Great, now I'm gonna smell to high heaven like a tuna melt! You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet.

I made a huge tiny mistake. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. And I am rock steady. No more dizzies. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law. I cheated and I lied and I whored around. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive!

Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually… When a man loves a woman… Daddy horny, Michael. She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for GOB. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Perhaps an attic shall I seek.

It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it. But where did the lighter fluid come from? Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. It's a gaming ship.

Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? Don't call my escorts whores. Let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar. With spicy club sauce. However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. It walked on my pillow! However, she mistook the drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers, par example.

Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? Fun and failure both start out the same way. Turn this skiff around! There are dozens of us! Dozens! Oh…yeah…the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. Come on!

I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. Chickens don't clap! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. You're Killing Me, Buster. My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.

Why are you squeezing me with your body? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you!

O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. You can always tell a Milford man. Perhaps an attic shall I seek. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Say goodbye to THESE! Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. Are you at all concerned about an uprising?