Heart attack never stopped old big bear. I run a pretty tight ship around here. With a pool table. Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care!

I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold! Someone order 140 pounds of upper body strength?

This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. What, so the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON! I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide.

Am I in two thirds of a hospital room? Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot."

Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. I was set up. By the Brits. A group of British builders operating outside the O.C. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. You're blowing my mind, Frank. Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere on the OC? I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! I'll sacrifice anything for my children. After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? You stay on top of her, Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! Chickens don't clap! No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are!

Are you at all concerned about an uprising? I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. Chickens don't clap! [climbing under trampoline] This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun. Hey, Dad. Look at you. You're a year older…and a year closer to death. Buster: Oh yeah, I guess that's kind of funny.

I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. One of the guys told me to take my head out of my BOTTOM and get back to work…my BOTTOM! Hahahaha.

Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. Barry: You said spanking. There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook. Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. You know, your average American male is in a perpetual state of adolescence, you know, arrested development. (Hey. That's the name of the show!)

No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.