Pound is tic-tac-toe right? Tobias Fünke costume. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! You can always tell a Milford man. But where did the lighter fluid come from? They don't allow you to have bees in here.

That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. I'm not interested in you that way. Tobias: What way? Michael: Pick one. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. Say something that will terrify me. Lindsay: F*** me. Tobias: No, that didn't do it. Yeah, like I'm going to spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit? Come on! I'm gonna go get sexy. You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

Even though sooooo many people in this office are begging for it. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael.

Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. And I wouldn't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking. That's not what I WAS thinking. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job.

Smack of ham. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something? She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto.

After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed? In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door. Actually, that was a box of Oscar's legally obtained medical marijuana. Primo bud. Real sticky weed.

Don't call my escorts whores. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies.

Annyong. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? God knows they're squinters.

I am going to my spin class. I thought you had vertigo. Hair up, glasses off. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Speaking of settling, How's Ann?