The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. But where did the lighter fluid come from? Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Dad would stage elaborate situations using a one-armed man to teach us lessons. Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care!

I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live! Say goodbye to THESE! I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! "Circumvent." It means "to go around." Gob: The old "reach around."

The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.

What have we always said is the most important thing? Can't a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange? Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute! ♪♪ It ain't easy being white… ♪♪ But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends.

Got a big ass room at the travelodge. What a fun, sexy time for you. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! And don't make the water too hot. The scabs come right off. I'm in Vegas this week and would like to point out the Blue Man Group is *actually* hiring. The support group? Oh, COME ON! ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! No, she's in it. She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is. Speaking of settling, how's Ann?

Also, your knee is on my heart. Oh please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends.

Everybody dance NOW. Tobias Fünke costume. No. I was ashamed to be _seen_ with you. I like being with you. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! Tobias Fünke costume.

George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. And this time, no tears. Uncle Gob… was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant? Yeah, sure, dozens of times. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. I'm gonna go get sexy. Way to plant, Ann! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom?

I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. This is not me encouraging you to go here and write a review. No. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. I didn't mean who… I meant… her? I don't want no part of yo tight-ass country-club, ya freak bitch!

WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. You're losing blood, aren't you? Probably, my socks are wet. These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪