No! These are just strippers! Look how hot they are! If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. What is she doing at a beauty pageant? Is she running the lights or something?

Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. You boys know how to shovel coal? I made a huge tiny mistake. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! Let the great experiment begin! She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.

You're a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don't know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose?

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. Friday night. We'll have to find something to do so that people can look at you without wanting to kill themselves.

Heart attack never stopped old big bear! It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper.

I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. I'M A MONSTER!! Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. You'd do that to your own brother? I said "cot." Hey, it was one night of wild passion! Michael: And yet you didn't notice her body? Gob: I like to look in the mirror. Fried cheese… with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. Chicken fingers… with spicy club sauce. Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth.

That's my son, you pothead! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming. Friend of mine from college. He also has a boat tho not called the Seaward.

Make love in your *own* hand, Mother! Heart attack never stopped old big bear. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Oh, I don't have any drugs for sale, unless… did you want me to follow you to your car? I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? I'll never forget your wedding. Look, you are playing adults…with fully formed libidos, not 2 young men playing grab-ass in the shower.

Turns out he ended up getting too friendly with the teddy bear. If you didn't have adult onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving you a little sugar. Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in 3 months. Come on! I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. Let the great experiment begin!

Let's make Ann the backup, okay? Very good way to think about her, as a backup. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me. They want to break his legs. It's a good thing he's already got that little scooter. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom. Te quiero. English, please. I love you! Great, now I'm late. Buster, you remember when we were kissing last night? Buster: It was a wild, wild ride.