So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! I'll sacrifice anything for my children. There are dozens of us! Dozens! I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball!

Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. You stay on top of her Buddy. Don't be afraid to ride her. Hard. I'm sure Egg is a great person. Oh, like when they say "poofter" to mean "tourist", yes. I'll sacrifice anything for my children.

I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block! It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape horn? My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done, but I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done" for an answer.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob. I'm not a prostitute. Michael: Then I shall let you live!

Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. But where did the lighter fluid come from? Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! Do you have any idea how often you say the word afraid? Well, I know I used it in the Jacuzzi. She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk!

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Tobias is Queen Mary.

Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn't have to pay his debt to society. Well, I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans.

I just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. ♪♪ Big yellow joint, big yellow joint, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint. ♪♪ Speaking of settling, How's Ann?

Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well, then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror. Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming.

OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale. Oh, the burning! ♪♪ Amaaaaaaziiiing Graaaace ♪♪ You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh. You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay!